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Saturday 21 September 2013

Indian Jokes happens on facebook

 why boys get blocked on facebook reason revealed.

USE  FACEBOOK WITH CAUTION


Girl puts up her status :
"waiting for CHENNAI EXPRESS"…
Boy: COOLIE hai kya??
*Blocked*.


Boy:What’s your Real Name??
Girl: Palak and yours?
Boy: Paneer
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl : Hello i am khusbu
ब्वॉय: खुशबू का दूसरा नाम भरोसा अगरबत्ती। कोने-कोने में खुशबू फैलाए।
*BLOCKED!!!*

Boy:hi, wats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
ब्वॉय: ओ..मैं भी सिंगल।
*blocked*.



Girl: I'm free tommorow!
ब्वॉय: पहले क्या paid थी।
*BLOCKED*.

ब्वॉय: आज मौसम अच्छा है मॉल चलते हैं।
गल: वहां क्या करेंगे?
ब्वॉय: करेंगे....हवन करेंगे।
*BLOCKED*.

Girl: Have a Good Day....
Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more...
*BLOCKED*.

Girl: I need some Space.
Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi Sinha's forehead.
*Blocked*.


Girl: What’s Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh.
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl : tu soya hai…??
Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hu..!
*Gets Blocked Instantly*

Girl : see ya!
Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai !
*BLOCKED!!!*



Boy- Thank you
Girl-My pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Reported as spam*
*Blocked Forever*

And the best one After fight:

Girl: Tum mujhe manaate hi nahin!
Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho? Ya Holi?
*BLOCKED!!!

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